Saturday, January 24, 2009

toby of the day, why we no longer answer your calls

Recently we got a new telephone. In addition to providing us with a phone that will actually charge, it has lead to a new game where toby points at the phone while yelling “hide it!” at which point I hide the receiver while he pushes the page button. Sometimes the game continues as toby searches the apartment following the sound of the phone, although just as often he is immediately distracted by books, balls, or pieces of lint that he encounters between the page button and the phone receiver and the phone just beeps for a few minutes before finally giving out. Regardless, it has made the entire phone answering process more challenging since now after ensuring that the person calling is someone we might wish to speak to, we have to scurry about and find the receiver before the person talking to the answering machine just gives up. I feel that these types of daily adventures are what are going to keep the Alzheimer’s at bay, at least until we become crazed hermits because we’ve lost the phone entirely. In any case you should always leave us a long message to give us time to dig through the closet or crawl out from under the bed.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I always thought the process was something more like this:

I call, the three of you huddle around the phone, recognize that it is me calling, and then the whole family has a two minute debate as to weather the phone should be picked up. Eventually I start to say something into the answering machine that might hurt Toby's ears, so quickly, Jon picks up the phone to protect the family unit.