number of times someone poked toby with a sharp needle: 4.mid-morning naptime: 11:04am
Today toby is wearing his “I’m smarter than the president” shirt. To support this statement, in the picture to the left he is counting on his right hand the number of links between the 9.11 attacks and iraq. See, the shirt doesn’t lie.
Today was a very busy day. We went to the pediatrician where Toby received four vaccinations and two purple band-aids with skateboarding dinosaurs on them. Not surprisingly, skateboarding dinosaurs don’t
do much to placate a baby who has received 4 shots in the thighs. Also at the pediatrician, we found out that he (toby, not the pediatrician) has gained 4 pounds and 2 oz since his last appointment 1 month ago. 4 pounds! The doctor said, dryly, “well, I guess you probably don’t have any questions about breastfeeding.”
2 comments:
And cuter than the president!
OK, this one made me laugh out loud. HI-larious. Poor baby. It's hard to see those thighs go through that.
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